Peter Pettigrew: You saved me, Harry. I owe you my life.

Harry Potter: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not impressed.

queenofdissocation:

Fun fact: I am aware of the fact that I am being irrational. That does not help me from feeling what I am feeling but thanks for your help.

(via standtallanddefensive)

socotic:

How i clean my room:
- start in one corner
- find something from 7 years ago
- forget about cleaning my room

(via standtallanddefensive)

this-tragic-affair:

how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stub their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it barbara 

(via standtallanddefensive)

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

(Source: guy, via guy)